Friday, October 24, 2008

John McCain: Horn Dog

Wow, Kathleen Parker must definitely be looking for a new office, since I don't think the National Review is going to be giving her space any more.

Today's column lays it all out about the Palin pick: it was all about sex appeal. Not that this should be a surprise to anyone who understands the cult of carrier pilots. These guys are the most notorious partyers and womanizers of the U.S. military. Not that you can blame them; the job of landing a jet plane at night on a miniature, moving runway requires balls of steel - and you have to do something with them when you're on the ground.

Of course McCain dumped his first wife (who was well liked in Washington) after seeing Cindy in a bathing suit. Apparently that was all it took for him to set sail on his former wife who had waited for him all those years while he was being a hero POW.

Bush also had the pilot thing going, but then he found Jesus and kicked the bottle and stayed faithful to his wife. McCain still wishes he could be tom cattin' around some naval base in the South Seas, or maybe Alaska?

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